Joe Public: The Birth of a Hero
Credits: Alan Grant (writer), Bret Blevins (pencils), John Beatty (inks), Todd Klein (letterer), Adrienne Roy (colorist)
Summary:
The Corrosive Man escapes from prison, seeking revenge on Mort Kadaver. Meanwhile, Batman advises new hero Joe Public to retire. Joe
intercepts a police band announcement of Corrosive Man’s escape, and
soon joins Batman in battle. Batman orders Joe Public to absorb
Corrosive Man’s powers, then buries the villain in sand. Batman again
advises Joe to quit before returning to the Batcave. There, he designs a
new costume.
Irrelevant Continuity:
- Joe Public first appeared in DC’s “Bloodline” annuals. He’s a high school gym teacher with absorbing powers. I have no idea if he’s intended to be a comedic character, but Alan Grant seems to view him as a joke.
- Batman’s stated reason for developing a new costume is to develop an acid-proof cape, and a way to remotely access the Batcomputer. In the previous installment, Batman drew up plans for a new cape that could work offensively, following his inconclusive battle with the Abattoir.
I
Love the ‘90s: Remotely accessing a computer is treated as a
technological impossibility. Batman has to develop advanced technology
and program it into his helmet in order to access the Batcomputer’s
files while patrolling the city.
Total
N00B: I had no idea who Corrosive Man and Mort Kadaver were before
reading this issue. After reading it, I have a vague understanding that
Mort Kadaver is somehow responsible for Corrosive Man’s condition,
although I still have no idea who Mort is or what he looks like.
Review:
For the second time in two months, Batman’s inspired to draw up plans
for a new costume. Because Shadow of the Bat happened to be hitting an
anniversary issue this month, it’s been selected as the debut for
Batman’s new look. And there’s not much to it, is there? His mask is
now a helmet, his gloves have red laser sights, and I suppose there’s
some minor redesign of his cape. Given the weak rationale for the new
look within the story, I can only guess that the new costume was
conceived as a way to maintain publicity as the overall “Knightfall”
event marched along.
While
Alan Grant seems as apathetic towards Jean-Paul as ever, this issue
does at least see the return of Bret Blevins as penciler. Blevins does a
lot to sell the horror movie feel of the story, and his interpretation
of the Corrosive Man looks like a genuine monster. There’s nothing
anyone could do about Joe Public, however. The guy looks like he
should’ve been one of Hammer’s back-up dancers on this “2 Legit 2 Quit”
tour. Baseball hat, giant sunglasses, bulky leather jacket…DC was still
trying to push this loser during the height of grunge, for crying out
loud. How could anyone think this was a good idea? A charitable
reading of Joe’s dialogue would lead you to believe Alan Grant is
intentionally treating the guy as a joke, but that doesn’t make his
presence any less annoying.
Hey, at least he lost the thigh pouch. I guess even for a parody of '90s excess, the thigh pouch was too much.
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